On one of my printers, I’ve only printed 3 black and white pages in three months. And it’s not as though I haven’t used it (the color count is quite a bit higher).
Even Xerox did a double-take on that one. The billing web site did the rough equivalent of saying “you’ve got to be kidding.” (Ok, so it said “value is outside of historical range”, but in computer-speak, that’s roughly the same thing.)
