I decided that it might be a novel idea to actually finish a book that I’ve started reading (having run out of bookmarks and miscellaneous other flat things serving to keep my place in various books, and also having run out of space on my bedside table). Since Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss was a borrowed book, and since I was almost done anyway, that’s the first one on my list.
Fun book. A definite must-read for people who get aggravated when they see two spaces between mid-sentence words instead of just one. Or even people who aren’t quite that lost to all reason. It has prompted some changes in how I proofread missionary letters.
From the introduction:
Either this will ring bells for you, or it won’t. A printed banner has appeared on the concourse of a petrol station [I should mention that this is a British author] near to where I live. “Come inside,” it says, “for CD’s, VIDEO’s, DVD’s, and BOOK’s.”
If this […] causes no little gasp of horror or quickening of the pulse, you should probably put down this book at once. […] For any true stickler, you see, the sight of the plural word “Book’s” with an apostrophe in it will trigger a ghastly private emotional process similar to the stages of bereavement, though greatly accelerated. First there is shock. Within seconds, shock gives way to disbelief, disbelief to pain, and pain to anger. Finally (and this is where the analogy breaks down), anger gives way to a righteous urge to perpetrate an act of criminal damage with the aid of a permanent marker.
The hardcover version is roughly 200 pages, in large print, small pages, with large margins, and it’s an easy read, so it won’t take much time. I read it over a series of (solo) meals, parts of a plane ride, and on a bus. It could probably be read in an evening or two, depending on how many times you break out in laughter and have to try to explain to your spouse why a comma can be so funny.